What do they think I am, an engineer?
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
I hate being good (or trying to fake it).
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
You know what we need, Hobbes? We need an attitude.
I flunked a test today, but I don't mind.
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
I just can't identify with that kind of work ethic.
As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.
This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen...
I can always get by on my good looks and charm!
Homework, I command thee, BE DONE!
My dreams are getting way too literal.
I've been good all day so far.
The longer you wait for the mail, the less there is in it.
People pay more attention to you when they think you're up to something.
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
I'm happy, but it's not like I'm ecstatic.
I'd explain it, but there's a lot of math.
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child...she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
Another genius foiled by an incapable assistant.
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
I love the culture of victimhood.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
Is it a right to remain ignorant?
© Bill Waterson
Taken from here .
*Calvin and Hobbes Quotes Taken Out Of Context