May 30, 2006
What do they think I am, an engineer?
Mothers are the necessity of invention.
I hate being good (or trying to fake it).
Life's disappointments are harder to take when you don't know any swear words.
Nothing helps a bad mood like spreading it around.
You know what we need, Hobbes? We need an attitude.
I flunked a test today, but I don't mind.
It's not denial. I'm just selective about the reality I accept.
I just can't identify with that kind of work ethic.
As a math atheist, I should be excused from this.
This one's tricky. You have to use imaginary numbers, like eleventeen...
I can always get by on my good looks and charm!
Homework, I command thee, BE DONE!
My dreams are getting way too literal.
I've been good all day so far.
The longer you wait for the mail, the less there is in it.
People pay more attention to you when they think you're up to something.
Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend.
I'm happy, but it's not like I'm ecstatic.
I'd explain it, but there's a lot of math.
I asked Mom if I was a gifted child...she said they certainly wouldn't have paid for me.
Another genius foiled by an incapable assistant.
From now on, I'll connect the dots my own way.
I love the culture of victimhood.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
I liked things better when I didn't understand them.
Is it a right to remain ignorant?
© Bill Waterson
Taken from here .
*Calvin and Hobbes Quotes Taken Out Of Context
May 29, 2006
He: Hi Amit!
I: Hi there. Long time no see. Whats up?
He: Everything is fine. Tu suna.
I: Yeh.Things are usual at my end.
He: Ek chhota kaam tha yaar!
I: Tell me.
WTF. When will I learn to say No. Only when you need help you will remember me otherwise no contact at all. With all these IMs and mails and mobiles around anybody can anytime drop a line or something. But no. Jab kuchh kaam hoga to amit ki yaad aayegi otherwise … Sorry boss this is not done.
Jo Beet gayi, so baat gai
Jeevan Main Ek Sitara Tha
Maana Vah Behad Pyara Tha
Vah Doob Gaya To Doob Gaya
Ambar Kay Aanan Ko Dekho
Kitne Iskay Taare Toote
Kitne Iskay Pyare Choote
Jo Choot Gaye Fir Kahan Mile
Par Bolo Toote Taaron Par
Kab Ambar Shok Manata Hai
Jo Beet Gayi So Baat Gayi
Jeevan Main Vah Tha Ek Kusum
They Us Par Nitya Nichavar Tum
Vah Sookh Gaya TO Sookh Gaya
Madhuvan Ki Chaati Ko Dekho
Sookhi Kitni Iski Kaliyan
Murjhaayi Kitni ballriyan
Jo Murjhayi Woh Fir Kahan Khili
Par Bolo Sookhe Phoolon Par
Kab Madhuban Shor Machata hai
Jo Beet Gayi So Bat Gayi
Jeevan Main Madhu Ka Pyala Tha
Tumnay Tan Man De Daala Tha
Wah Toot Gaya To Toot Gaya
Madiralya Kay Aangan Ko Dekho
Kitne Pyale Hil Jaate Hain
Gir Mitti Main Mil Jaate Hain
Jo Girte Hain Kab Uthte Hain
Par Bolo Toote Pyalo Par
Kab Madiralaya Pachtata Hai
Jo Beet Gayi So Baat Gayi
[Harivansh Rai Bachchan]
May 23, 2006
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May 16, 2006
“Bade bade bhokali log aaye the.. itne saare bhokali logon ke saamne bechare hotel wale dar gaye.. Unhone soocha.. itne bade logon ko mutter wutter kya khilana.. to free mein ?Mutton? party de dali..”
On some serious note: service at Mantra sucks. And one the same day there were few others complaining about something or other.
Verdict : avoidable!
May 10, 2006
What is the first thought pops in to your mind after you see this? A cone? A Top? Maybe pictorial representation of some human behaviors. Your perception is surely based on your background. If you are an engineer then the first thought is about cone and its various properties. A guy with architectural background will see something else and so a person from say psychological background.So whose truth is truer? Beauty of a group with members of diverse personality, huh! Be open to ideas.